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The Big Test of Vibrators: We Know Which One to Wish for Christmas

11/22/2024

Petra Vachousek

7-minute read

Others rave about it, so chances are you'll love it too... What's the best vibrator you could find under the Christmas tree? The big vibrator test will tell you which models are currently trending and will give you unforgettable intimate moments full of pleasure.

Long gone are the times when a vibrator under the Christmas tree seemed a bit of an inappropriate gift. On the contrary, if you receive or give one to somebody privately, it may be a secret wish come true. Which model should you choose for yourself or for your other half to enjoy? Everyone's taste, physical constitution and, after all, sexual appetites are different. See which vibrators fared best in our editorial testing.

Vibrator Test

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

What I liked the most: The Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit clitoral stimulator can satisfy both the clitoris and the G-spot at the same time. Pressure waves in eleven different intensities faithfully mimic oral sex, while the powerful tip of the vibrator seamlessly locates the G-spot to excite you with one of ten vibration programs. The best women's vibrator in the test!

Advantages: Thanks to the fact that it is completely waterproof, it allows intimate play even in the shower, bath or whirlpool. For me, it passed the test "on dry land". I didn't know which mode to choose first! I think it will keep me entertained for a long time and each time obviously with a different intensity…

Disadvantages: Its length compared to the clitoral stimulator might not suit everyone. At the same time, I would recommend it more for women who are looking for a stronger intensity of vibrations. For me, even the weakest ones were strong enough to reach an orgasm without problems.

ROMP Jazz Rabbit

What I liked the most: The deep-pink ROMP Jazz Rabbit women's vibrator with a clitoral stimulator has a silky-smooth silicone surface. Its flexible shape adjusts to women's curves easily. In addition, it offers 10 vibration modes from which, of course, everyone should be able to pick their favourite.

Advantages: As a technical anti-talent, I welcomed the very simple controls and the extremely soft surface of the vibrator, which directly encourages exciting play. I was also pleased with its seemingly "girly" appearance. This is probably the best vibrator for a woman who loves a playful design in deep colours.

Disadvantages: The vibration programs offered were too intense for me, I was happy with the weakest one. It also seemed to me that the stronger vibrations made the vibrator too loud. 

Rosy Gold Nouveau Curve Massager

What I liked the most: The Rosy Gold Nouveau Curve Massager massaging wand and 2 in 1 vibrator will provide unforgettable erotic foreplay. It will release tension in the body during a pleasant massage with an erotic touch and it will also heat up your clitoris for subsequent lovemaking with your partner. But it can also take care of the grand finale of intimacy if your other half happens to be away from home…

Advantages: It caught my eye thanks to its design and ergonomic shape which promised extraordinary experiences. I appreciated the waterproof design, and in time I'll surely appreciate the wide choice of vibration and pulsation modes. I'm definitely not done with this companion yet! In my opinion, it is the best clitoral vibrator that I have had the chance to try so far.

Disadvantages: It is difficult to find any. I liked it in every way. I can think of one small piece of advice: make sure you always keep it sufficiently charged. There is nothing worse than when your vibrator gets you hot, and then takes a break in the middle of sexual ecstasy due to a flat battery. Oops!

Satisfyer WAND-ER WOMAN

What I liked the most: The Satisfyer WAND-ER WOMAN massage wand and vibrator can surprise many with its XXL size. But you don't have to use it just as a vibrator. It is a great clitoral stimulator and a massage tool at the same time, made not only for erotic massage, but also for relaxing your muscles after exercise.

Advantages: For me it was the dark horse of the test and the biggest surprise (literally)! Due to its monstrous size, my husband and I used this vibrator for very pleasant and passionate foreplay. Its vibrations stimulated my clitoris with such a pleasant intensity that orgasm arrived very quickly... My partner appreciated the vibrating erotic massage which whetted his appetite for more action.

Disadvantages: Most women will likely be horrified by its extreme dimensions, and personally, I don't find the black colour very appealing either. That's why I recommend buying it in white and don't be discouraged by the 34 centimetres. The vibrating delight is really worth it!

Our vibrating favourites

Dream Toys Goddess Collection Aeolus

What I liked the most: The Dream Toys Goddess Collection Aeolus Blue vibrator made of perfectly soft and smooth silicone, will win you over with its distinctive texture and internal heating function, which will make intimate play under its direction much more enjoyable.

Advantages: Its quiet operation caught my attention, as well as the 12 different vibration modes. Its believable shape, nice wrinkling and perfect size for me made it my secret number one. Number two actually... After my husband of course!

Disadvantages: While it can also stimulate the clitoris well, it primarily serves the function of a classic vibrator. To women who prefer external stimulation, I recommend choosing from the usual vibrating clitoral stimulators.

Satisfyer Double Joy

What I liked the most: The Satisfyer Double Joy vibrator for couples is intended for external as well as internal stimulation at the same time. It can stimulate the penis, clitoris and G-spot all at once. It's ideal for high-tech lovers, as it offers features such as remote voice control and a rich list of other functions thanks to the free mobile app.

Advantages: Its pleasant surface and graceful U-shaped curve aroused my curiosity. My husband was thrilled by the two powerful motors and ten different vibration and pulsation modes. While the point protrusion gently massaged my clitoris, its other side took care of the vaginal teasing and at the same time vibrated my partner's penis during sex. I think that this toy will give monotony in bed no chance. The best vibrator for couples if you ask me!

Disadvantages: One small and, altogether, rather unimportant drawback: the vibrator is quite loud which made my partner a little nervous and disturbed him when making love.

Which one do you have your eye on after reading our review? Dare you add a model to your secret Christmas wish list? If so, our vibrator test has served its purpose!

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